Don’t panic, avid reader, your editor is good and safe. After two weeks of laying low I’ve successfully drawn the zine heat away from me. Thank you to the Gossip crowd for keeping me fed and hydrated in my time of subtlety. People, OK, National Inquirer and In Touch, you guys are simply the best. I love it when we can all just get along, right? Who needs badness when we can play late night twister and drink spicy margs straight from the blender? I AM A LOVER OF LIFE, HEAR MY PUBLICATION!

This week we’re dealing with art criticism and poems on scaling animal sizes. The fictitious band “THAT” will play for you, and get a kick out of Land Ark’s most recent hire, the alpine comedian “Brianna”. Hope you enjoy. Hope and love. Now, I’m gonna go call my new friends and spill tea on the A list. I don’t even know what that means! I can’t wait! 

– Ed.