Dear Ed, 

I have done it. After all these years, I have achieved my goal. I have seen all 50 states in the union. 

My hypothesis was that visual diversity of my home country would open my mind to the possibility of being wrong. My conclusion is that it cost me my retirement fund. And at the end of the day, America can be found on the internet. 

Love,

Johnny

I received this letter in the form of a holiday card. In honor of my dear friend’s accomplishment, and in honor of our 20th issue, this week we will be running an ode to all 50 states, specifically their license plates. Each blurb is written by an adoring fan. I hope you enjoy. 

I will say, before we continue, that I do not agree with my friend’s conclusion. I believe he will be happier retiring in revelry than in financial stability, and that one is much better served seeing the ugly version of reality than the beautified bastard found on Google Images. 

Mission accomplished, I guess.

I hope you all had a wonderful holiday season. 

Love,

– Ed.