Yoooooo. . . have you guys seen those capybara videos on the internet? With “After Party” by Don Tolliver playing? Those things are crazy. They don’t give a fuck about anything. They’re the biggest rodents in the world and they don’t even care. I wish I was like that. They also really like watermelon, apparently. I wish I was like that, too. 

Maybe, when I’m older and this ship has sunk, I’ll be one of those crazy bastards with a huge piece of useless land and I’ll just get a whole shit ton of animals and let them run around and go crazy. Not like one of those tiger king bastards, I’m only getting non-vicious, non-empowering animals, like capybaras and woodchucks, directionally challenged sidewinder snakes and gassy bullfrogs. I want one of those stupid dogs with blue eyes and their tongues hanging out, and a couple of three-legged flamingos. I’ll be a modern day, literary Pablo Escobar. Maybe without the cocaine, though. Maybe with the cocaine, actually. 

Anyway, enough of that nonsense, it’s Busville week! Enjoy the city limits of that beautiful town, with its gorgeous history and eclectic residents. Plus, some tidbits and some more wackadoodles. Honk! Honk! Love!

– Ed.